Join us in celebrating the soundtrack of the Aussie festive season
Ah, Christmas time in Australia! While our friends in the Northern Hemisphere are bundling up in winter coats and sipping hot cocoa, we’re slapping on sunscreen, throwing on our board shorts, and firing up the barbie. But amidst the joy of festive celebrations, noise remains constant. Let’s take a comical look at the sounds of an Aussie Christmas!
1) The “bling” of the cash register
As the countdown to Christmas begins, so does the festive shopping frenzy. You’ll hear the distinct cha-ching! of cash registers ringing up the latest toys, gadgets, and pavlovas. The symphony of frantic shoppers is like a choir, harmonising in the spirit of last-minute shopping. Just be careful not to get caught in a shopping trolley traffic jam!
2) The cooing of the cockatoos
Forget jingle bells; in Australia, Christmas sounds are often accompanied by the squawking of cockatoos. These feathered fiends (yes, fiends not friends!) have a penchant for causing chaos, especially when they’re perched atop a Christmas tree, squawking like they’re auditioning for Australian Idol. Their loud cries are a stark reminder that while you might be trying to enjoy a peaceful holiday, Mother Nature has a different plan.
3) The crackle of the barbecue
Nothing says “Aussie Christmas” like the sizzle of sausages on the barbecue. The sound of meat hitting the grill is like a sweet melody to the ears – and let’s not forget the inevitable flare-ups that lead to dramatic yelps of “Watch out!” as the flames jump up. It’s a rite of passage for any Aussie to learn how to navigate the BBQ chaos, where the real competition lies in who can flip the best snag without losing it to the hungry backyard seagulls.
4) The jingle of Christmas crackers
What’s a Christmas dinner without the crack of the Christmas crackers? These festive delights are filled with cheesy jokes and paper hats that are always two sizes too small. You might get a laugh out of the joke that says, “Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber? It needed a trim!” – even if everyone laughs at the sheer absurdity of the joke instead of with you.
5) The cheerful carols (and the not-so-cheerful neighbours)
As you settle in for a lovely December evening, you might be serenaded by carollers outside your window. While it starts sweetly with Silent Night, things can quickly become a cacophony of off-key singing. When you think it couldn’t get any louder, your neighbour starts belting out their rendition of Jingle Bells at full volume, accompanied by a few festive fireworks. Just remember, it’s all in good fun… until someone’s dog decides to join in!
6) The excited children
Nothing compares to the joyful screams of children during Christmas time. They dart around the house, eyes wide with excitement, squealing as they discover their presents. The decibel level rises with each unwrapped gift, reaching a crescendo that could rival any rock concert. Just ensure you have some earplugs handy – especially when the kids unwrap that singing toy!
7) The sound of peace (finally)
After Christmas Day’s chaotic rush, a peaceful hush falls over the land as the sun sets. The only sounds you hear are the distant chirping of crickets and the soft rustle of leaves in the breeze. You finally sigh in relief, knowing the noise has settled… until the next-door neighbours decide to host a late-night party. Just remember, they’ve probably got a Christmas playlist blasting that includes all your least favourite tunes.
Make the most of Australia’s Christmas sounds with Avenue
The sound of Christmas in Australia is a unique blend of joyous noise, laughter, and a few surprising sounds that might just leave you scratching your head. Embrace the chaos and the laughs that come with the festive season, and remember to enjoy every moment – even the noisy ones! After all, it’s all part of the magic of Christmas down under.
So grab a cold drink, put on some sunscreen, and let the sounds of Christmas fill your heart (and your ears).
And to take a moment to be serious: noise can be dangerous and have permanent, irreversible impacts on hearing.
If you are experiencing excessive noise in your commercial space, contact Avenue Interior Systems today on 1300 827 177. Merry Christmas, mate!
